we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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