dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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