i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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