His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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