went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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