Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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