The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
