I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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