Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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