I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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