He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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