It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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