You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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