spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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