Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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