he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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