When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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