NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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