your room smells of hookers.
And success
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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