operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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