Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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