Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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