i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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