I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This is the prime rib incident all over again
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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