Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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