who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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