Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.