guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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