the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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