If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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