Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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