He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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