so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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