let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
