i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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