there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Duck Duck Cougar?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
