idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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