they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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