you would pick up someone in the library
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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