Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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