God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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