jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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