SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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