I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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