I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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