I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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