Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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