She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My dick has a subreddit
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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