just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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