Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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