is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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