i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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