Me. At least after what I've been through.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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